Me & You Massage Oil

Let's just cut to the chase here, people - this stuff is going to make your next massage downright orgasmic. Me & You's hip new massage oil is infused with natural pheromones to boost arousal for both giver and receiver. Not only will this velvety oil make your skin as slick as an eel, its special 'hyperglide' formula allows it to glide effortlessly over your curves.. and keep gliding. A little dab'll do ya, so you can lavish attention on all the right places until you're both seeing stars. Why waste time with a quickie rubdown when Me & You can turn a simple back massage into a full-body thrill ride? Your senses will be singing, your endorphins pumping, and your moans echoing off the walls. Who needs a tropical getaway when you've got a bottle of this? Me & You Massage Oil - because sometimes 'me time' is better spent together.