Oh, you bad, bad boy. This fetching little number is going to turn your derriere into a veritable work of art. Made of buttery soft faux leather, the Uranus jock strap frames your assets and puts them on display like a fine piece of modern art in a gallery. Suspender straps double as reins should any wrangling be required, while a harness-style back lets things breathe a bit, if you catch our drift. Whether you're pitching or catching, this daring outfit is sure to make an impression. Strictly for the bold, the brave and the bootylicious.