Keychain - Eat A Bag Of Dicks

This whimsically vulgar keychain is the perfect way to add some spice to an otherwise boring accessory. Whenever you're frustrated by terrible drivers, inconsiderate coworkers or life's little annoyances, gazing down at your keyring for a quick chuckle can instantly brighten your day. Let's face it, sometimes you just need to tell certain people to go eat an entire satchel of phalluses. Now you can do so in style with this enamel key fob - the ideal blend of crass and class.