Naughty Christmas Gift Ideas That Would Make Santa Blush
Just because someone’s name is on the nice list doesn’t mean they wouldn’t enjoy a naughty Christmas gift! Show that special someone how you really feel about them with a kinky Christmas gift!
After all, Santa is no saint. He spends his nights sliding down chimneys and ho-ho-ho-ing. You might as well join in the fun and add some spice to your holidays with these naughty Christmas gift ideas!
1. Sultry lingerie set
There’s no denying that lingerie is basically the perfect gift—everyone gets something to unwrap! Whether you’re putting it on for him or buying it for her, it’s a kinky Christmas gift that keeps on giving!
Mapale Mrs. Claus 2 Piece Set
The Mrs. Claus two-piece set is the perfect naughty Christmas gift. This bodysuit hugs your curves and comes with attached garters, a choker collar, and a matching lace headband. See what Mrs. Claus gets up to while Santa is busy delivering gifts!
SHOP NOW2. Position ramps
Oh, wow. A pillow? You shouldn’t have...
Watch with glee as the look of disappointment fades once they realize this is not an oddly shaped throw pillow—it’s a sexual position ramp. Then, approach the rest of your morning from exciting new angles with this naughty Christmas gift!
Jaz Motion - Black
Jaz Motion’s high-density foam and two-sided options will rock and lift you into pure bliss. Make the moves and techniques of your dreams a reality! Once your exploration is through, the moisture-resistant cover unzips and is machine washable.
SHOP NOW3. Something sweet & sexy
Take the traditional holiday sweets and crank up the sensuality! From novelties like gummy penises to chocolate bars that double as sexual enhancements, kinky candy is one naughty Christmas gift idea.
Edible Crotchless Gummy Panties
Make your foreplay soft, chewy, and fruity! Edible gummy panties are a naughty Christmas gift that turns you into a sweet treat. Their crotchless design makes the entire body one sweet spot to lick and nibble..
SHOP NOW4. Board games that aren’t boring
When considering kinky Christmas gifts, board games probably aren’t at the top of your list. Move over Monopoly—there are plenty of games that turn tabletop gaming into titillating foreplay. From bawdy group games to intimate couples challenges, these games work better than mistletoe!
You & Me - Game of Love & Intimacy
You & Me is an intimate game of chance where everyone wins. Roll the dice to dictate the sensual action and earn points toward your ultimate fantasy reward. Unwrap this naughty Christmas gift and let the real games begin..
SHOP NOW5. Deck the halls with massive dildos
Show your partner it isn’t always about you when they find a dildo for their solo pleasure under the tree. However, this kinky Christmas gift is also a great way to elevate couples’ play. Don’t tell them, but it’s really a gift for you, too!
Clone A Willy
This naughty Christmas gift idea is erotic and a fun project. Clone-A-Willy lets you make an exact replica of your partner’s penis out of body-safe silicone. Mix the powder with water, insert the model’s member, and you’ll have a vibrating reminder of your lover when they’re not around!
SHOP NOW6. Ditch the jewelry for anal beads
Jewelry is lovely but can come off as a little thoughtless. A string of pearls has nothing on anal beads! This naughty Christmas gift is an invitation to exploration and is enough to bring color to anyone’s cheeks.
Gender X Gold Digger Set
Take your naughty Christmas gift ideas to a luxurious level with the Gender X Gold Digger Set. These sleek, stainless steel toys offer small, medium, and large plugs for escalating sensations. The gem on the base gives you and your partner a taste of couture while exploring each other's contours.
SHOP NOW7. Make your naughty Christmas gift hands-on
Looking for something for the man who has everything? They might not expect it, but when they unwrap a masturbator, they’ll get exactly what they want. Men’s sex toys are available in many toe-curling options. After they open their kinky Christmas gift, suggest you try it out together!
HUNG UFO Deep Space Male Trainer
The Hung UFO masturbator will have you seeing stars! This other-worldly machine has 50 thrusting and vibrating settings that blast users into the outer reaches of pleasure. The rechargeable battery keeps you exploring for two hours on a single charge.
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Whether for solo exploration or couples’ playtime, a wand under the tree is a classic naughty Christmas gift idea. Turn those ringing bells into a sheet-twisting buzz and give your partner the kinky gift of mind-melting orgasms.
Hitachi Wand Magic Wand Original
It’s a classic for a reason. Treat your partner to a naughty Christmas gift that will have them coming back for more with a Hitachi Magic Wand. With 6,000 RPMs, this toy has more power than Santa’s sleigh!
SHOP NOW9. BDSM kits for good boys and girls
There’s naughty—and then there’s kinky! Send your partner’s fantasies into overdrive with a BDSM kit as a kinky Christmas gift. All you’ll have left to decide is who gets tied up first!
Fetish Fantasy Series Cuff & Tether Set
This set comes with four comfy cuffs and a satin blindfold to unleash your deepest, kinkiest desires. A naughty Christmas gift like this is bound to cross a few names off the nice list!
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Redefine the term “stocking stuffer” when you spice up the holidays with these naughty Christmas gifts. Give the gift of pleasure and make your lover scream with joy!
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